Business is dead at the Pick Me guitar store. But that's not the only thing that's dying in town. Gene Stevens owns a gorgeous rare guitar - his favourite 'axe'. He wouldn't be seen dead without it. Until one day, he's seen dead with it. Somebody has murdered him with his own axe, and left it lying next to him, covered in blood. He'd be rocking and rolling his grave if he could see it now. Guitar store owner Dana Osborne is determined to track down the killer. She's joined by her young employee Brody, and guitar store cat Paws McCartney. Can this amateur band bring the case to an irrefutable coda, or will justice in the guitar-infested backwaters of Aotearoa simply fade out like an 80s hair-metal anthem? The finely-tuned first book in the Guitar Store Mysteries series.
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The Songs of the Musophage
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Hrothgar Mathelode – Extremely limited edition Peter King lathe-cut vinyl 10" from 1996
$50 NZD
Sammy Boha EP – Stupidly limited edition Peter King lathe-cut 10" EP from 1997
$50 NZD
'Sax + Wigs + Rock + Roll' t-shirt
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Heavy Blarney logo t-shirt
$30 NZD
The Musomancer book
$15 NZD
Musomancer t-shirt
$30 NZD
Summon Forth The Mangonel –
CD + Trading Cards
The Bing Turkby Ensemble
$15 NZD
Musomancer mega bundle: Books and T-Shirt
$70 NZD
Atlantean Night Tourists – Ltd ed. aqua blue Atlantean cassette
$10 NZD
'The Song of the Musophage' book
$15 NZD
Heavy Blarney logo tea towel
$10 NZD
Heavy Blarney – Physical CD
$10 NZD
From Bog To Swamp –
Limited Edition CD
Heavy Blarney
$10 NZD
The Bing Turkby Ensemble Palmerston North, New Zealand
In 1996 the Bing Turkby Ensemble was one man, a wig and a tape deck. The band now features this cast of miscreants: Tyrone T. Blowhard (sax), Slapskins McBOOOm (drums), and Ajax MacDeth (bass).
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